I was gracefully
informed, by a 7 year old today, that dinosaurs lay eggs out of their butt.
Along with this revelation, he stood up and pointed to his rear end to show me
exactly where he thought they came from. He said this is almost a questioning
fashion and I, frankly, had no response for him. I was trying not to laugh out
loud at the amazingness of the question. First of all, we weren't even talking
about reproduction of dinosaurs, we were talking about fossils. Somehow, in his
tiny Cambodian brain, he leapt to the fact that dinosaurs lay eggs and
apparently they come out of dinosaurs butts.
As a new teacher to
this class, I strove to keep my calm and politely answer this child without
getting into the mechanics where eggs actually come from. Not a conversation
that is appropriate for a 2nd grade class, nor should they be learning the
facts of life in their second (or in some cases 3rd) language. As I have been
thinking about this for the past few hours, I have also decided that I am still
way too immature to explain the birds and the bees to anyone, I giggle when
someone says "duty" still.
When answering his
question, after a dead silent 30 seconds where everyone, including my 25 year
old Khmer Teaching Assistant, was eagerly waiting for my reply, I vaguely
nodded and said, "uh-huh." This is the first blatant lie I have told
my students and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I mean, I'm building up
Christmas and the magic of Santa for all its worth (I have to reassure my
students Santa is INDEED real and he can see every time they cheat off each
other's papers) but I believe that is part of childhood that needs to be lived
by all. How do you explain where dinosaur eggs come from? Seriously,…. How?
Question for the ages… or in this case, for a seven year old, and a 27 year old
teacher out of her depth with that particular question.